We're going to the moon, on a bridge.

So I'm looking for a way to recycle toner, and I found an interesting claim:

In the next seven years, if all the laser and ink jet cartridges are saved from landfills, a bridge can be built from the Earth to the Moon -- 223,000 miles!

You see, engineers will eat the ink and toner cartridges, giving them the scientific nutrients they need to overcome the limitations of natural laws. Let's make this dream a reality.