I feel a serious need for Demotivators now.

Every year I am in charge of ordering our company's calendars. We went with a company this year that we hadn't used in a while because we liked their design a little more this time. Just this morning, I got an email letting me know that our order had shipped. On the top of the email, this is what it said:

Thank you for your recent order!
The trust you've placed in us adds a new dimension to our business.

(Emphasis THEIRS.)

A new DIMENSION. I created a NEW DIMENSION!

Sometimes this bullshit talk goes a little too far. At those times, I go here.