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A List For Lovers

111 Male Characters Of British Literature, In Order Of Bangability

Lots of The Lord of the Rings characters in the top 25.

There's also this:

68. Peter Pan (Peter Pan; or, the Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up)

Yeah...

What would your name be if Sarah Palin was your mother?

My name? Recoil Mush Palin

Find yours at Poli Tsk Tsk Tsk

History of the Robins

Oh, sure, there's still that girl Robin who was but wasn't killed to add, but these four comics from JBadgr are pretty great.

via Robot 6

Nerd Arguments

Topless Robot ran a contest to find the most shameful nerd argument ever.

I'm still not sure if this is actually a "nerd" argument, but it's my favorite:

I once got in an nerdy argument while eating dinner with my wife´s family. I and my sister-in-law (who isn't a nerd) where discussing what was better - movies based on books or the books that the movies where based on. I was of course speaking for books' superiority, she was advocating the movie medium.
One of her argument where that movies where great because it helped the books publicity. Her example for this was that NO ONE HAD HEARD ABOUT THE OBSCURE BOOK 'LORD OF THE RINGS' BEFORE THE KEWL MOVIES CAME OUT!!!!!! I got so angry that I called her an idiot, said that I couldn't stand being in the same room as her and stormed out in the room. I did this in front of my wife and my mother-in-law. Not a very proud moment.
But man, thinking about it still makes me angry.

Others involve sexy Muppets, Harry Potter's love life, pooping on the holodeck, breasts on the Dragonborn, and Batman vs. Gandalf.

Find the winner here.

Totally an illegal cheermigrant.

Chris Sims, "the Internet’s foremost Bringitologist," reviews Bring it On: Fight to the Finish.

He includes frames like this:

And sentences like this:

I’d try to figure out the mechanics, but I was more worried about the fact that Avery’s villain motivation seems to be based entirely on the fact that Lina is dating her brother (a guy who struck me as the love child of Jason Bateman and Jimmy Olsen), which mostly plays out in a scene where she hassles him at the pool in her bikini and at a party where she tries to distract him from wooing Lina by slutting up the dance floor.

His love for Bring it On is well established.

My favorite:

Click the picture to read it.

That's what I'd click.

Click it for biggers.

Also, it's from Lore Sjöberg's comic strip, Bad Gods.

Night Off

What do the Joes and Cobra do on their night off?

Just listen to the song to find out.

The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

I knew I had to watch when I saw the abbreviated cast list:

• Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
• Billy Crudup as Zartan
• Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
• Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
• Vinnie Jones as Destro
• Joey Kern as Tomax and Xamot
• Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
• Julianne Moore as Scarlett
• Henry Rollins as Duke
• Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
• Olivia Wilde as The Baroness

via Topless Robot

1984

Oh, the beautiful irony!

Star Wars According to a 3-year Old

Trapped in The Drive-Thru

The Recently Deflowered Girl

Just check it out.

Batman Getting Punched

Comics Should Be Good give us 10 covers of Batman being punched.

Previously: 10 covers of Superman being punched.

Crispin Glover's "Ben"

Musical Context

This is Alanis Morissette's version of "My Humps." Which is delightful and funny.

Here you can find the original version from the (craptastic) Black Eyed Peas.

It's Funny Because It's Probably True

It's the curse of any bald(ing), fat man.

Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog

Sure, it's old, but watching Triumph make fun of Star Wars Fans still makes me laugh.
Part 1
Part 2

Plus, there's a great interview, also old, with Triumph and then the man with his hand up Triumph's ass, Robert Smigel, from Fresh Air. The links to listen are just above Triumph's photo.

The Jackal

In honor of The West Wing being one of Mr. Logic's favorite TV shows, I present:


The Jackal
by Ronny Jordan (and performed marvelously by Miss CJ Cregg)

Did I ever tell you about the man who changed my life?
The one I thought, ohhh. Lord, when I saw him walkin' back in that bar, all tall and
lean with them broad shoulders, sweeeet lips, I knew that I had died and gone to. . .
Chocolate Heaven. . .
He had a real deep voice, white pearly teeth, his shoe was always shiny.
Long slender fingers manicured perfectly.
The man wore 800-dollar Italian suit, straight from, I dunno, what would they call it,
Milan or Rome or someplace like that?
I knew it wasn't local.
I said, I got to get next to that.
I haven't seen him in a long time.
The man was so fine, he could get any good girl into trouble. . .
Can you guess what his name was?. . .
Well. . . 'The Jackal'. . . 'The Jackal'. Say. 'The Jackal'. . .

He was fat back cat cool like a Friday afternoon martini, chillin' at a quarter after 5.
Twist of lime, Coke on the side.
The brother loved the high life.
Had a Ph.D. in street stride.
They called him 'The Jackal'.

He was big Mack daddy super black stylin' a diamonds in the back Cadillac.
Fur-lined boards, white wall wheels, cruise control, built for speed, chrome on evray-thang.
And stereophonic speakers, though he really didn't need them.
When they called him. . . 'The Jackal'. Say. 'The Jackal'. . .

Fly boy was in the buttermilk, hard, livin' fast, livin' large, 6 foot 4 and not an ounce of fat!
When women asked, 'is you a Cat?' He said 'I did more that that.
I'm the firmest of the firm
And in case you, hadn't known, they call me 'The Jackal'.

Served the 18-year bid First Reicker's Island then they hid him in the state
penitentiary. Said the charge was Grand Larceny.
That was 1975, and today, if he's still alive, he'd be living in the park.
Hm. The brother whose claim to fame was that they called him 'The Jackal'. 'The Jackal'. . ."

Another Election Bit

3 more reasons to vote for Obama.

In case you didn't have enough reasons already.

Tim Minchin - 10 Foot Cock & A Few Hundred Virgins

Best to use earphones for this sacrilicious tidbit.