Please, Put Me Out of Lucas's Misery

I know I am sick enough to pay to see the originals in the theater and in 3D, but after watching this I'm afraid I may be sick enough to watch the crapfest that is the new trilogy, in 3D. The movie doesn't look any better, but it's Star Wars. Remember when that really meant something?

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - 3D Trailer from Eric Geller on Vimeo.

Get Down with the Blackstar Warrior

EWWW!

I wouldn't want this sitting on a shelf in my apartment, would you? (At your house or apartment, I mean.)

via Topless Robot

Attack!!

Turism Video for the Dagobah System

The Joys of Drunk Ewoks

Sure, it's starts innocently enough, but once the Ewoks start drinking, all bets are off.

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Really?

My first thought upon seeing the above picture was not Sarlacc Pit.

(To be fair, though, as I got older, when I saw that scene in Jedi, all I could really see was the teeth and that made me think of being bitten.)

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How did Death Star 2 blow up?

Oh, yeah!

There's another panel to the comic, but really, who cares?

Star Wars According to a 3-year Old

They have good names for that universe.

A Star Wars themed wedding where the bride wore an amazing Storm Trooper armor chest plate.

My favorite picture.

From Topless Robot about a week or so ago.

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

Unfortunately, this is an April Fools' Day prank done by those people at ThinkGeek. (My favorite part is the guts like pattern on the inside. If only it was red, though.)

Although, they have said that they're going to try to actually make it and sell it.

ATTN Tauntaun Fanatics! Due to an overwhelming tsunami of requests from YOU THE PEOPLE, we have decided to TRY and bring this to life. We have no clue if the suits at Lucasfilms will grant little ThinkGeek a license, nor do we know how much it would ultimately retail for. But if you are interested in ever owning one of these, click the link below and we'll try!

It's in the side bar, if you want to sign up.

Uh... Yeah.

More, less frightening, Disney/Star Wars mash-ups at StarWars.com

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I Knew It

I knew he was an asshole.

Subtitle's for R2-D2 in The Phantom Menace:

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)

Seriously, this almost made me cry with laughter.

Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog

Sure, it's old, but watching Triumph make fun of Star Wars Fans still makes me laugh.
Part 1
Part 2

Plus, there's a great interview, also old, with Triumph and then the man with his hand up Triumph's ass, Robert Smigel, from Fresh Air. The links to listen are just above Triumph's photo.