Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Are you a rich asshole?
If you are, you can rent a home in DC during inauguration week for outrageous amounts of teh moneys. Have a place in DC? Stay on someone's couch and rent that shit out to Rich People, for enough $ to pay your rent for several months! Makes me wish I had a place in DC, although then I would probably have to deal with a dead hooker in the closet when I got home....
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Hey, as long as they aren't the hookers you killed, what does it matter?
I had to research places for my boss and his family (when we lived in Pittsburgh)to stay for the Superbowl the year that the Steelers were playing. It was similarly unbelievable. The even more amazing part was that they were TOTALLY SOLD OUT. The closest place I could find for him was a 2 hour drive from the city where the stadium was, and it was at a (normally cheap)hotel charging $700 per night for one room. People are crazy.
I'm not rich . . .
Working on that Central heating system that runs on dead hookers though.
Dead hookers-- that vast, untapped, renewable, natural resource! All we need are some subsides and we can give the corn/ethanol lobby a run for their money. Burns dirty, though-- very dirty.
untapped! Yeah right, they aren't!
I'd tap that resource.
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