Thursday, March 19, 2009

Superuseless Superpowers

Among the Aces, there are Jokers*:


SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Laser Pointer Vision*
Your gaze isn't strong enough to burn through anything, just strong enough to point things out. Makes prolonged eye contact particularly awkward and painful during romantic dinners and job interviews.
* Does anyone get this reference?

3 comments:

ticknart said...

Not me.

Johnny Logic said...

I was alluding to the Wild Cards series written by Roger Zelazny, George R.R. Martin and others.

ticknart said...

Ah, well, I just picked up a Wild Cards book to start reading next. I'll understand soon enough, then.