Friday, February 13, 2009

...Like a Ural in the Snow...

A coworker in the parking lot this morning.



Excellent.

Apparently, he ended up flipping it on its side before he was done. Neither the Ural nor the coworker were any worse for the wear, and the coworker has had an enormous grin on his face every time I've seen him since!

Monster Milktruck!

If you haven't seen this yet, you have to try it.
Google Earth's Browser Plugin, Monster Milktruck

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I'm getting this for IT

Sometimes we have to test analogue phone lines. The fact is we don't have any standard analogue telephone handsets to plug into these lines. Ideally, it would be a one piece phone that you plug directly into the jack. It would be self powered. And, the wire goes all the way to the handset without a cradle to set the phone on. That way testing can be done standing up and with one hand. Like a poorman's lineman's handset. After looking on Amazon at all the phones listed in the the telephone department, until i breached the $50 mark, I couldn't see any telephone like it. Then John said, "Hamburger Phone."

A search for "hamburger phone" sends you to a department that's not "Electronics" but reveals the perfect candidate equipment.


Link

Update: PURCHASE APPROVED

I just found the ugliest phone ever.



Link

Salma Hayek's Boobies are What a Body Needs



Take a look at that baby and then try to tell me that there is anything wrong or shameful about breastfeeding, no matter where it takes place.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

SIMILE

A collection of tools and projects to help us use data from various sources.

Semantic Interoperability of Metadata and Information in unLike Environments

SIMILE
is focused on developing robust, open source tools that empower users to access, manage, visualize and reuse digital assets.


Check out this completed project: Timeline

Or Exhibit
Create interactive data-rich web pages like these ones below without ever touching a database or a web server, or doing any programming.

Here's an example.

Again with the Watchmen



I'm going to be over the movie before it's out. I do like the "primary source material" idea like the chapter breaks of the book. Clever.

Flow Chart

NSFW!!!!

But fucking hilarious.



Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work