Superuseless Superpowers

Among the Aces, there are Jokers*:

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Laser Pointer Vision*
Your gaze isn't strong enough to burn through anything, just strong enough to point things out. Makes prolonged eye contact particularly awkward and painful during romantic dinners and job interviews.

* Does anyone get this reference?

A Poster

For My Dear IT Guys

I didn't understand all of it, but- DUDE- that looks awesome. I can haz?

Math Can TOO Be Funny!

I especially like the memo line. Thanks, Failblog.

Sci Fi Channel to Change Name to ‘Syfy’

I thought that it was just an early April fools joke, but apparently the Sci-Fi channel is changing their name to SyFy. Lame! Check out their new home to be.

LCARs for the iPhone

The definitive site for human achievement.

The Universal Record Database
People upload their videos of their achievements, and other people can choose to let them stand, or beat them.
Examples include:

• "Most giraffe tattoos on a shoulder (3 giraffes)"


• "Most images of fish sandwiches looked at in one minute (60 fish sandwiches)"


• and the ongoing challenge of longest "shh".

I Heart Threadless

There's a Spring Cleaning Sale going on at Threadless this week. Lots of T's for $5 each.

Roxorloops

Skinny, white, Belgian kid can really beatbox.

roxorloops beat box le meilleur! best freestyle rap techno..
by Skill-78

The layers! My gahd! He's a beatbox parfait.

50 Worst Cars EVAH.

Time Magazine's 50 Worst Cars of All Time. It takes a while to read, but it's HILARIOUS. For instance, did you know that there was a car whose failure to be popular was blamed on its front grill resembling a vagina? Seriously. Worth a read, especially if you're a car-enthusiast, but even if you're not.